hoverman0:

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

Sorey you can tell I’m really in it if I’m even daring to utter That One Band’s Name on line

msi is an amazingly horrid band especially now that we know All That about the lead singer. Like I haven’t listened to them in about 4 years bc the case against him makes me so sick to my stomach and on the rare occasion where I’m like oh well I could probably listen to so and so song to get my anger out bc it’s Not about his crimes a specific line will flashbang its way into my head and I’m like oh nope he “jokes” about abusing a child in that one too. Great!!!

vincentspork:

GUESS WHO YELLED AT THEIR COOWOORKEERRRRR

Okay so I came in in a bad mood - Sunday, my one coworker was pestering me all day about how much items cost (idk!! I can’t retain numbers for shit!! Stop asking me!!) And then yesterday I had the triple whammy of this smart-ass asking for “5/8ths of a pound” of salad, my other coworker being condescending to me abt a mistake that I made (AND FIXED BEFORE SHE CAME IN) and then a plain old just awful regular coming in and being shitty. The math stuff in particular is really annoying bc I have dyscalculia and I’m super self-conscious about it! Obviously none of these people know about it but I’m particularly sensitive abt it rn and it just feels like a kick when I’m already down

Anyway I was already stewing about all of that and I chose to set up my stuff as far away as possible from my Nosy Coworker bc even on a good day she gets on my nerves. I’m literally always quiet when I come in but she always comments on it regardless. She did it today and then when I didn’t respond she got up in my face and said ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN A BAD MOOD TODAY? And I snapped and told her to leave me alone. She asked if I was mad and I said, yes, if you keep pestering me I will be. Then I’m helping a customer and she’s complaining about me WHILE IM IN THE ROOM and I snap again and tell her to at least wait until I’m out of the room to bitch about me. I’ve about had it!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHO YELLED AT THEIR COOWOORKEERRRRR

gardenofdelete998:

2023 tumblr mutual tapwater tasting worldtour

a poem.

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Scott Bakula’s big head is scary 

of his small eyes and thin lips i’m wary 

the star of Quantum Leap,

What I see is a big-headed creep.

I would rather encounter a Dracula 

than ever see a Mr. Scott Bakula

shinolavolume1:

shinolavolume1:

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my egg tooth hasnt even fallen off yet can we just chill

boltlightning:

boltlightning:

in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email

ok i made this post and this afternoon our server locked us out and i spent the rest of the day shooting the shit with my coworkers outside in perfect spring weather. i do believe in magic but mostly i believe in the secret button

mimikyufriend:

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heterosexual tylenol tuesday

uss-edsall:

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

devilishdescent:

california girls we’re inconsolable

dreams of doom the visions wont stop

radiation:

MAN WHO SAYS HE IS “IN THE MOOD” , JUST MIGHT IN THE MOOD FOR SEX

radiation:

A ”SUGGESTIVE” PICTURE , JUST MIGHT BE SUGGESTING SEX

juelzsantanabandana:

bitesizebrat:

someone slap me around n call me mean names n tell me how pretty and stupid i am

Boaaaa ur chef boyardee ravioli lookin ass ya feet look like u been kicking bricks

no